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Well I had to work out of town for three weeks so I decided to buy a web cam for my wife's laptop so we could Skype. Everything was okay until I was asked to select my preferred language: ![[Linked Image from i754.photobucket.com]](https://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx190/Professor_Shadow/Capture-2.jpg) It was Galileo that stated: "Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe." Which is okay however, I'm only trying to talk to my wife...
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1...10, buckle my shoe (that's a binary joke).
Beta testing was great when it happened. In my mind, there was the obvious distraction of the icons--which clearly reads TITTTTT.
Juveniles, I tell 'ya.
"Press play and record at the same time" -- Tim Alberstein
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There are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary jokes...
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RIP Moderator-Mitel, Panasonic
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Yes, but there are F kinds of people that understand hexadecimal.  (And I can't believe I was able to state that correctly!)
When I was young, I was Liberal. As I aged and wised up, I became Conservative. Now that I'm old, I have settled on Curmudgeon.
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If only DEAD people understand hexadecimal, how many people understand hexadecimal? Hint: it's not 2. Cheat Sheet
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RIP Moderator-Mitel, Panasonic
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OK, I'm done. My last post is as good as it gets. To quote 'Jim', the burned-out stoner from "TAXI", "You can only go to the well just so many times".
When I was young, I was Liberal. As I aged and wised up, I became Conservative. Now that I'm old, I have settled on Curmudgeon.
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OK, as long as we're doing old programmer jokes,
Why did the programmer wear a Santa costume for Haloween?
Because oct31 = dec25
i'm done.
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