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This should once again confirm that the most important
information in your life won't come from a teacher, the
library or the Internet, but from a mentor, and on a very
personal level.

My long-passed away grandfather's birthday is coming up,
and for me it is a time to reminisce.

The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special
trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend
weekends with him, and the advice he used to give.
Much of it was wasted because I was young when he died.
If he were alive today and sharing his gems of wisdom, I'd
be a better man. Those gems were well and good, but the
one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of
grandfatherly advice, came when he paused, looked me in
the eye and said:

... "Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes
your pecker look smaller."

Brings a tear to your eye... doesn't it?

Your grandfather was a wise man.