This may not mean much to you city boys but deer around here a BIG, multiply like rabbits, and generally smart enough to live in town. Recently the local community set up a hunt in town registration to help save some flower beds and keep deer dung from fertilizing the fancy yards.

Before this all became official, one individual, a vetenary, was arrested for using a shotgun to kill three deer inside the city limits and outside of deer season.

When I ran a service call on his telephone system (the power cord was unplugged) he says "How much do I owe you?"

I said "Not many doe, just a few bucks."

Billing done. [Linked Image from]