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If your like me, we have all had to do telephone training in a conference room at some time. What I want to here is some of the funiest moments. Opening statement, such as, if i don't no the answer, I'll lie to ya. or the one person who attemps to yell thier voicemail password into the handset instead of dialing thier password, 1,2,3,fo. Or the co-worker giving sign language through the conference room door window, behind everyone and try to keep a strait face in front of the crowd.

Almost everytime we cutover a new system, as soon as the new phones start ringing, someone in a total panic cries out "The phone is ringing!! What do I do??".

How about answer it?

That has happened almost everytime I have installed a new system. LOL. How about this,
Most of our offices has satelite TV in the conference rooms. Turned on TV to play Meridian Video Training tape and lo and behold a porno on the screen. oops. I guess someone had fun earlier.

What about the famous - that hole looks too big for this phone cord - are you sure it fits.....

We get this alot because we use all cat 5e connection for both phone/data.

Telephone man goes into the local mom and pap grocery and goes to the fruit section. There in the middle are bananas one stack are listed as $1.10 a pound. The other stack is $1.60 a pound. Look as he could both stacks looked the same. He goes to check out and tells the clerk “that’s funny that you have identical bananas for two different prices”. The clerk looks at him and says “You think that’s funny look at the chandler”.

The class could not stop laughing

I was explaining 'whisper page' (announce a call to a user who is on a call) The receptionist kept asking "so if I'm on the phone as Bill calls me he will come in my ear?" She must have said that 4 times iin a row. Everyone in the room was trying to keep a straight face.

You win. That is the weirdest thing that I have ever read on this board...

I guess you had to be there

That Is funny, because it left me scratching my head like a monkey, and drove me bananna's trying to figure it out. LOL. One of the best questions I get, can I use words for my password? Answer, "Yes".

I forgot to tell you all the story.

When I was in training I went to every one in the class during a break. I told them that I was going to tell a joke that was not funny at all. I told them all the punch line and told them to all laugh when they herd it. The instructor was the only one that did not know.

After the first laugh all the class was laughing at the look on the instructors face. The instructor started to laugh and the more he laughed the more the class laughed. Instructor sayes I don't know what I'm laughing at. class could not stop laughing. Best gag my brother ever taught me.

Hope you can all take a joke.