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Driving down the road today to do some punch-out on a job and I saw another truck with a bumper sticker that read "Getting WELFARE should be as hard as getting a BUILDING PERMIT". I almost wrecked the truck laughing. 
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We did some work at a county Human Services department a few years ago, and one of the counsellors had a plaque on his desk saying "If you can't feed em, don't breed 'em."
ALmost fell off the ladder when I saw that.
Sometimes the thoughts in my head get so bored, they go for a stroll through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing.
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That counseler probably either got canned or his butt chewed for non-pc plaque! Poor guy, that's what happens when you tell it like it is. John C. (Not Garand)
When I was young, I was Liberal. As I aged and wised up, I became Conservative. Now that I'm old, I have settled on Curmudgeon.
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I like "Keep honking. I'm reloading"
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Originally being from the Hamptons in NY, I saw a bumper sticker the other day that made me laugh out loud:
Montauk. A quaint drinking community with a fishing problem.
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"I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to."
-- Jimi Hendrix
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A friend had the following on his car:
You're Ugly and your Mother Dresses You Funny !
Someone ripped it off,must have hit too close to home.
ATTITUDE: It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 3 for proper trigger squeeze.
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As seen on a racecar:
Man you must be fast. Because you were hauling ass when I passed you.
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Cars -n- Guitars Racin' (retired racer Oct.'07)
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Originally posted by CnGRacin:
As seen on a racecar:
Man you must be fast. Because you were hauling ass when I passed you. LOL. Good one. A variation, and an improvement, on the old I May Be Slow But I'm Ahead Of You.
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I had this one on my truck until I got married. Then I was told to get rid of it....
"If you smoke after sex, your doing it too fast"
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