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Driving down the road today to do some punch-out on a job and I saw another truck with a bumper sticker that read "Getting WELFARE should be as hard as getting a BUILDING PERMIT".

I almost wrecked the truck laughing. smile

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We did some work at a county Human Services department a few years ago, and one of the counsellors had a plaque on his desk saying "If you can't feed em, don't breed 'em."

ALmost fell off the ladder when I saw that.


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That counseler probably either got canned or his butt chewed for non-pc plaque! Poor guy, that's what happens when you tell it like it is. John C. (Not Garand)


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Originally being from the Hamptons in NY, I saw a bumper sticker the other day that made me laugh out loud:

Montauk. A quaint drinking community with a fishing problem.

:rofl:


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A friend had the following on his car:

You're Ugly and your Mother Dresses You Funny !

Someone ripped it off,must have hit too close to home.


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As seen on a racecar:
Man you must be fast. Because you were hauling ass when I passed you.


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As seen on a racecar:
Man you must be fast. Because you were hauling ass when I passed you.
LOL. Good one. A variation, and an improvement, on the old I May Be Slow But I'm Ahead Of You.


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I had this one on my truck until I got married. Then I was told to get rid of it....

"If you smoke after sex, your doing it too fast"


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