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#286085 08/05/07 05:24 PM
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The New Lexus

I bought a new Lexus 450 and returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.

The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them.



I yelled, "Ass Holes!"

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this car!
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#286086 08/06/07 03:21 PM
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I want one of those :rofl: :rofl:


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#286087 08/08/07 11:02 AM
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When I was young, I was Liberal. As I aged and wised up, I became Conservative. Now that I'm old, I have settled on Curmudgeon.
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Let's not turn this into a political debate, as you all know that only creates hard feelings.

Also please keep all jokes in the joke section, that way when others click on it they've made a choice that is where they want to go.

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#286089 08/08/07 12:53 PM
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Yes people, it's just a joke for crying out loud. What's this world coming to when we can't laugh at ourselves. I thought it was funny and really didn't think any more about it. Hell you could have put America in stead of France and I wouldn't have thought any more or less about it.


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Re: New Lexus
#286090 08/08/07 07:31 PM
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oops....completely forgot about the joke thread... :rofl:


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