sundance-communications.com Forums Member Forums Phone Booth Best lines from customers

I noticed this one a lot.

"I don't know what the problem is..."

I smile and think to myself. No, I didn't think you would.

Ohh, this could be a real cool & funny thread....

How about...

"Where do I plug the phone in?"

"How do I answer the phone?"

"Why do I have to pay to move the jack across the room?"

"Why did it take so long to get here?...I called an hour ago."

"Who's the idiot that installed jacks in this 4 bedroom apartment when only 1 works?" (Student apartment building where usually student have the jacks reconfigured every year as needed)

"The power's been out all day & my (cordless) phone doesn't work."

"I forgot to call you last week, so why can't you come today?"

I'll leave for now until I can remember some more.

Dave

"I know your busy but this call will only take a minute"
"I don't want to pay you to come out so just tell me how to do it over the phone"

"The errors are leaving here fine, and if the phone rings and it's for me, don't answer it."

Why isn't my phone ringing?

Because no one is calling you?

I cleaned my phone today with soap and water but for some reason now it won't work. Can you fix it?

This has to be my all time favorite. I get at least one a day.

Customer: "Nothing works! You have to come right away"

Tech: What do you mean Nothing works? How did you call me?

Cust: Well one phone that we never use way out in the shop can't use its speed dial button. Can you come by and take a look?

Tech: When did it quit?

Cust: About a year ago.

"It hasn't worked since you left."


"I am sorry Maam, but we don't work on toilets."

"Are you doing something with the phones? The copier/fridge/coffee-maker isn't working!"