| | Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,716 Member | OP  Member Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,716 | I noticed this one a lot.
"I don't know what the problem is..."
I smile and think to myself. No, I didn't think you would.
Candor - Intelligence - Good Will
| | | | | Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,712 Likes: 1 Moderator-Nortel, Computers, General | | Moderator-Nortel, Computers, General Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,712 Likes: 1 | Ohh, this could be a real cool & funny thread....
How about...
"Where do I plug the phone in?"
"How do I answer the phone?"
"Why do I have to pay to move the jack across the room?"
"Why did it take so long to get here?...I called an hour ago."
"Who's the idiot that installed jacks in this 4 bedroom apartment when only 1 works?" (Student apartment building where usually student have the jacks reconfigured every year as needed)
"The power's been out all day & my (cordless) phone doesn't work."
"I forgot to call you last week, so why can't you come today?"
I'll leave for now until I can remember some more.
Dave
Scientists say that the universe is made up of Protons, Neutron & Electrons. They forgot "Morons".
Dave. (CTUB) Canadian Techs Use Bix!
| | | | | Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 530 Member | | Member Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 530 | "I know your busy but this call will only take a minute"
"I don't want to pay you to come out so just tell me how to do it over the phone" | | | | | Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,516 Member | | Member Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,516 | "The errors are leaving here fine, and if the phone rings and it's for me, don't answer it." | | | | | Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 10,631 RIP Admin-Founder | | RIP Admin-Founder Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 10,631 | Why isn't my phone ringing? Because no one is calling you?  | | | | | Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 177 Member | | Member Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 177 | I cleaned my phone today with soap and water but for some reason now it won't work. Can you fix it? | | | | | Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,681 Member | | Member Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,681 | "I don't want to pay you to come out so just tell me how to do it over the phone" This has to be my all time favorite. I get at least one a day.
Marv CCNA, CTUB TeleMarv Services Providing telecommunication solutions in Ottawa Canada since 1990 http://www.telemarv.ca Specializing in Nortel Norstar, BCM and Allworx VoIP Servers
| | | | | Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 694 Member | | Member Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 694 | Customer: "Nothing works! You have to come right away"
Tech: What do you mean Nothing works? How did you call me?
Cust: Well one phone that we never use way out in the shop can't use its speed dial button. Can you come by and take a look?
Tech: When did it quit?
Cust: About a year ago.
Shawn Connect Telecom www.connecttelecom.us In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. Thomas Jefferson
| | | | | Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 694 Member | | Member Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 694 | "It hasn't worked since you left."
"I am sorry Maam, but we don't work on toilets."
Shawn Connect Telecom www.connecttelecom.us In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. Thomas Jefferson
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