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How many do you see during the day? Maybe we can get a list here.
What I saw today on a septic truck;
A royal flush beats a full house.
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Smells like money to me!
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Not a funny slogan, but by far the best work vehicle paint job I've ever seen. Again another plumber. Basically he had the side of his truck door painted to look like a guy sitting on a toilet, but only from just below the shoulders down. When he sat in it and put his arm out the window, it looked like him on it. About died laughing, still cracks me up to this day. Looked almost exactly like this one: https://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/p/pottytruck.htm He had "#1 in #2" on the tailgate of his truck. Wish I could find the pictures, it cracked me up. Something about plumbers, I guess it's cheaper then therapy for them. A local radiator shop has "Best place to take a leak" on their signboard. Also saw a mattress shop with "Come have a lay on our beds". I think that was more unintentional but still cracked me up. A muffler shop has "No Appointment Necessary. We hear you coming" on their signage. Those are all I can think off of the top of my head.
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There is a carpet company in Toledo called 'keep on laying'
Jeff Moss
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Not a real one, but I entertained this name if I ever had my own interconect : Off-Hookers
Oregon State University's mascot is Benny the Beaver.
Seen outside a Beauty Salon: Get you beaver waxed here.
Sign at mexican resaurant: Free tacos if you show us your beaver (pride)
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A local septic service motto is.
We're number one in the number two business.
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A local radiator shop has "Best place to take a leak" on their signboard. James there is one in Milford Connecticut the is almost the same; "A great place to take a leak!" 
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Local auto body shop:
You bend it, we mend it.
Avaya SMB Authorized Business Partner. ACIS/APSS ESI Certified Reseller/Installer www.regal-comm.com
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Local dry cleaners...
A great place to drop your pants.
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The SNL skit 'Sofa King' cracks me up everytime.
"Our prices are 'Sofa King' low!"
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