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"We don't need telephone or data wires in our new office, because we are going to use wireless phones and computers."
"The electrician has installed a modem wire at every location."
"The architect says that there is no legal requirement for any wires, so we aren't paying to have them installed."
Arthur P. Bloom
"30 years of faithful service...15 years on hold"
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"It's not covered under warranty?? We just got the system 12 years ago"
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"You are going to charge us sales tax?? the other guy said he wouldn't charge us tax...."
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"Rip out all of those wires, we don't need any of em"
"It worked five minutes ago, I swear"
"My cousin/uncle/brother/alarm guy/plumber can do it for less"
"I bought this on ebay, please install it with a full warranty"
"I gotta get out of this business"
Jeff Moss
Moss Communications
Computer Repair-Networking-Cabling
MBSWWYPBX, JGAE
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Moderator-Vertical, Vodavi, 1A2, Outside Wire
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"The person who signs the checks is off today. Can you stop by next week?"
Ed Vaughn, MBSWWYPBX
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My other favorite quote is in most of our signatures 
Jeff Moss
Moss Communications
Computer Repair-Networking-Cabling
MBSWWYPBX, JGAE
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Moderator-Avaya, Nortel
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Originally posted by EV607797:
"The person who signs the checks is off today. Can you stop by next week?" Yeah..somehow I have to figure out a way to write into our contracts that the check signer doesn't get any time off until the bill is paid!!
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Be installing a new system and have everything up and working and when the phones ring the customer looks up at you and ask....... "Is that you doing that" Before answering the phone. LOL!
Avaya SMB Authorized Business Partner. ACIS/APSS ESI Certified Reseller/Installer www.regal-comm.com
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Variation of Ed's deal:
"This is our Sabbath (on Friday at Sunset) we'll mail you a check on Monday"
"This never worked right from the first day you installed it" (spoken about 2 years down the road)
"I'm not paying you to drive to my site 200 miles away. If you want the job you won't charge a trip charge" (Oh, can I do it "when I'm in the neighborhood?")
Carl
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Carl...LOL at the first one!
Jeff Moss
Moss Communications
Computer Repair-Networking-Cabling
MBSWWYPBX, JGAE
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