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Originally posted by MooreTel: Originally posted by mdaniel:
[b] Be installing a new system and have everything up and working and when the phones ring the customer looks up at you and ask....... LOL! LOL! That's it. You been there Uh, Dave? And you want to say,.........?
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Originally posted by mdaniel:
...That's it. You been there Uh, Dave?
And you want to say,.........? [/QB] Usually something like: "Duh, what do you do with any phone...pick up the receiver & say 'Hello' " But what I'd like to say is: "Drop your drawers and we'll see if you're a natural blonde" 
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Originally posted by MooreTel: Originally posted by mdaniel:
...That's it. You been there Uh, Dave?
And you want to say,.........?
But what I'd like to say is: "Drop your drawers and we'll see if you're a natural blonde" [/QB]:rofl: :rofl:
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