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Lawyer joke
#310928 09/29/11 08:59 AM
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A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains - there's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the princely sum of $800 an ounce. The outraged lawyer says, "This is a rip off - how come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?" The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"

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Please keep the jokes in the jokes thread. The reason for this is if there are those who don't like or are offended by the jokes they can only blame themselves if they open the jokes thread.


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