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| | | | | Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 9,272 Likes: 5 Admin | | OP Admin Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 9,272 Likes: 5 | A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone." | | | | | Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 6,715 Likes: 6 Retired Admin |  Retired Admin Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 6,715 Likes: 6 | | | | | | Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 6,715 Likes: 6 Retired Admin | | Retired Admin Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 6,715 Likes: 6 | Once Upon A Time (a true story)
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.
But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.
The End. | | | | | Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,721 Likes: 2 Moderator-Nortel, Computers, General | | Moderator-Nortel, Computers, General Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,721 Likes: 2 | Guess you shouldn't have married her, Dean.  Don't feel bad, we all made the same mistake.
Scientists say that the universe is made up of Protons, Neutron & Electrons. They forgot "Morons".
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| | | | | Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 399 Member | | Member Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 399 | Originally posted by MooreTel: Guess you shouldn't have married her, Dean.
Don't feel bad, we all made the same mistake. I guess she goes for telecom guys, but how many times has she been married? | | | | | Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 6,715 Likes: 6 Retired Admin | | Retired Admin Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 6,715 Likes: 6 | Originally posted by jknichols: Originally posted by MooreTel: [b] Guess you shouldn't have married her, Dean. Don't feel bad, we all made the same mistake. Well, I think, my ex [your future Bride] has only been married twice: - The First Marine Division, and
- The Seventh Fleet.
This is still under Just for Jokester #14 isn't it? :confused: | | | | | Joined: May 2002 Posts: 17,670 Likes: 5 Member | | Member Joined: May 2002 Posts: 17,670 Likes: 5 |
Retired phone dude
| | | | | Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 5,722 Member | | Member Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 5,722 | ....and when she was in high school and came home preggo Daddy asked her who the father was. Her answer was "One of two.....either the football team or the basketball team!" TA DA,,,BUMPETA BUMPETA  :toothy: :db:
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