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#314845 06/06/12 12:11 PM
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Enjoy and remember they are only jokes.

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A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."


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Once Upon A Time (a true story)

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.

But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

The End.


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Guess you shouldn't have married her, Dean. laugh

Don't feel bad, we all made the same mistake. laugh


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Guess you shouldn't have married her, Dean. laugh

Don't feel bad, we all made the same mistake. laugh
I guess she goes for telecom guys, but how many times has she been married? laugh

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Originally posted by MooreTel:
[b] Guess you shouldn't have married her, Dean. laugh

Don't feel bad, we all made the same mistake. laugh
I guess she goes for telecom guys, but how many times has she been married? laugh [/b]
laugh

Well, I think, my ex [your future Bride] has only been married twice:
  • The First Marine Division, and
  • The Seventh Fleet.


This is still under Just for Jokester #14 isn't it? :confused:


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Ouch! :rofl: :rofl:


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....and when she was in high school and came home preggo Daddy asked her who the father was. Her answer was "One of two.....either the football team or the basketball team!"

TA DA,,,BUMPETA BUMPETA eek :toothy: :db:


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