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| | | Re: Just for Jokester #14 | Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 9,207 Admin | | OP Admin Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 9,207 | A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone." | | | Re: Just for Jokester #14 | Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 6,520 Likes: 1 Admin |  Admin Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 6,520 Likes: 1 | | | | Re: Just for Jokester #14 | Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 6,520 Likes: 1 Admin | | Admin Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 6,520 Likes: 1 | Once Upon A Time (a true story)
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.
But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.
The End. | | | Re: Just for Jokester #14 | Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,698 Moderator-Nortel, Computers, General |  Moderator-Nortel, Computers, General Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,698 | Guess you shouldn't have married her, Dean.  Don't feel bad, we all made the same mistake.
Scientists say that the universe is made up of Protons, Neutron & Electrons. They forgot "Morons".
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| | | Re: Just for Jokester #14 | Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 398 Member | | Member Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 398 | Originally posted by MooreTel: Guess you shouldn't have married her, Dean.
Don't feel bad, we all made the same mistake. I guess she goes for telecom guys, but how many times has she been married? | | | Re: Just for Jokester #14 | Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 6,520 Likes: 1 Admin | | Admin Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 6,520 Likes: 1 | Originally posted by jknichols: Originally posted by MooreTel: [b] Guess you shouldn't have married her, Dean. Don't feel bad, we all made the same mistake. Well, I think, my ex [your future Bride] has only been married twice: - The First Marine Division, and
- The Seventh Fleet.
This is still under Just for Jokester #14 isn't it? :confused: | | | Re: Just for Jokester #14 | Joined: May 2002 Posts: 17,509 Admin | | Admin Joined: May 2002 Posts: 17,509 |
Retired phone dude
| | | Re: Just for Jokester #14 | Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 5,722 Member | | Member Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 5,722 | ....and when she was in high school and came home preggo Daddy asked her who the father was. Her answer was "One of two.....either the football team or the basketball team!" TA DA,,,BUMPETA BUMPETA  :toothy: :db:
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When I was young, I was Liberal. As I aged and wised up, I became Conservative. Now that I'm old, I have settled on Curmudgeon.
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