I can tell that I am getting old. I filled out my application for school and after answering the question "What sex were you born as?" MALE

Gender Identification

• Agender
• Gender fluid
• Man
• Non-binary, gender variant, gender queer or gender non-conforming

the next question was,

Sexual Orientation

• Asexual
• Bisexual
• Lesbian
• Gay
• Pansexual
• Queer
• Questioning/Unsure
• Same Gender Loving
• Identity not listed
• Prefer not to answer

Old school days there weren't so many options!
I had to answer Identity not listed because at my age Sexual Orientation is always Prone.

Well today I am identifying as a phone booth.
If I stand on my head, will someone stick some quarters up my butt?
It would make me happy, and that is all that counts.
Isn't that how it works?
You need to accept me for who I am. No questions asked!

If this post offends you, you must have some sort of phobia.

I joined an Anti-Social Social Club.

I would but they have too many meetings

The question is...
Why are straight/heterosexual people (THE majority) being Forced to kiss the ass of these people?
Anyone?

My guess- Answer starts with an L and ends with iberals.

My mistake...I thought it started with Kum and ended with baya