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Feel free to add your favorite. Try to be as obscure as possible.
Arthur P. Bloom "30 years of faithful service...15 years on hold"
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Defective Equipment Replacement Program
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Defective Equipment Replacement Program
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Goes Nowhere Does Nothing ?! Wasn't as popular before the Internet.
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MBSWWYPBX When Telco tells you it's on your side of the RJ21X..Must Be Sumtin' Wrong With Yo' PBX What about: COCOT
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Customer Owned Coin Operated Telephone
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Yep, easy. In the meantime, between failure, I'll let someone else have a crack at it.
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Mean Time Between Failure
PICNIC
Jeff Moss Moss Communications Computer Repair-Networking-Cabling MBSWWYPBX, JGAE
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Problem in chair, not in computer.
Kind of like a ID10T error.
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Yep, easy. In the meantime, between failure, I'll let someone else have a crack at it. Mean Time Between Failure
PICNIC Beat you to it Jeff
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4FR
not 4 Fiber Ring (Nortel)
HINT: C38.555
Last edited by Professor Shadow; 09/09/19 11:59 PM. Reason: hint added
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Scientists say that the universe is made up of Protons, Neutron & Electrons. They forgot "Morons". Dave. (CTUB) Canadian Techs Use Bix!
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Still on your 5304C set or has Telco upgraded you to a 500 set?
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How about the gal who asked the car dealer for a replacement "seven-ten" cap?
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The Cloud is just someone else's computer!
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How about the gal who asked the car dealer for a replacement "seven-ten" cap? "it's just a regular lock" - heard daily at my work
Jeff Moss Moss Communications Computer Repair-Networking-Cabling MBSWWYPBX, JGAE
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How about the gal who asked the car dealer for a replacement "seven-ten" cap? 🤣 I haven't heard the "710 cap" in years!
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COAM: Coin-Operated Amusement Machines?
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COAM: Customer Owned And Maintained
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What about PST not Pacific Standard Time.
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Partido Socialista de Timor (Socialist Party of Timor, East Timor)
Actually I don't remember...that was three months ago!
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I Love FEATURE 00
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Hey, pal, keep it clean. This is a family website.
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PSTN: Public Switched Telephone Network.
I Love FEATURE 00
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DTMF: Dual Tone, Multi-Frequency
MPOE: Minimum Point of Entry
ESF: Extended Super Frame
B8ZS?
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Bipolar with 8-Zero Substitution.
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Binary 8 with zero substitution?
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I should google things before I open my fat mouth
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I always thought the ZS was zero code suppression. You mean I was wrong all these years?
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High-Density Bipolar Three-bit substitution
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High-Density Bipolar Three-bit substitution HDB3 (high-density bipolar of order 3) source
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