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Defective Equipment Replacement Program

What about the famous GNDN.


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Originally Posted by Professor Shadow
Defective Equipment Replacement Program

What about the famous GNDN.
Goes Nowhere Does Nothing ?!

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Originally Posted by oobie
Goes Nowhere Does Nothing ?!
Wasn't as popular before the Internet.


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Originally Posted by dexman
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When Telco tells you it's on your side of the RJ21X..Must Be Sumtin' Wrong With Yo' PBX


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Yep, easy.
In the meantime, between failure, I'll let someone else have a crack at it.


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Mean Time Between Failure


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Problem in chair, not in computer.

Kind of like a ID10T error.

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Originally Posted by Professor Shadow
Yep, easy.
In the meantime, between failure, I'll let someone else have a crack at it.
Originally Posted by jeffmoss26
Mean Time Between Failure


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4FR

not 4 Fiber Ring (Nortel)

HINT: C38.555

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Originally Posted by MooreTel
4 party line, flat rate
Still on your 5304C set or has Telco upgraded you to a 500 set?


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How about the gal who asked the car dealer for a replacement "seven-ten" cap?


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Originally Posted by Arthur P. Bloom
How about the gal who asked the car dealer for a replacement "seven-ten" cap?
"it's just a regular lock" - heard daily at my work


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Originally Posted by Arthur P. Bloom
How about the gal who asked the car dealer for a replacement "seven-ten" cap?

🤣 I haven't heard the "710 cap" in years!


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COAM: Coin-Operated Amusement Machines?



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What about PST not Pacific Standard Time.


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Actually I don't remember...that was three months ago!


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PSTN?

ETIR?

OHOP?


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DTMF: Dual Tone, Multi-Frequency

MPOE: Minimum Point of Entry

ESF: Extended Super Frame

B8ZS?


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Bipolar with 8-Zero Substitution.

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I always thought the ZS was zero code suppression. You mean I was wrong all these years?


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ESS?

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Originally Posted by Professor Shadow
Bipolar with 8-Zero Substitution.

What about: HDB3


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Originally Posted by Pinecreekboy
High-Density Bipolar Three-bit substitution
HDB3 (high-density bipolar of order 3)

source


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