Well I had to work out of town for three weeks so I decided to buy a web cam for my wife's laptop so we could Skype.

Everything was okay until I was asked to select my preferred language:



It was Galileo that stated: "Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe." Which is okay however, I'm only trying to talk to my wife...

1...10, buckle my shoe (that's a binary joke).

Beta testing was great when it happened. In my mind, there was the obvious distraction of the icons--which clearly reads TITTTTT.

Juveniles, I tell 'ya.

There are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary jokes...

Yes, but there are F kinds of people that understand hexadecimal. (And I can't believe I was able to state that correctly!)

If only DEAD people understand hexadecimal, how many people understand hexadecimal?


Hint: it's not 2.

Cheat Sheet

OK, I'm done. My last post is as good as it gets. To quote 'Jim', the burned-out stoner from "TAXI", "You can only go to the well just so many times".

OK, as long as we're doing old programmer jokes,

Why did the programmer wear a Santa costume for Haloween?


Because oct31 = dec25


i'm done.