That's a safety hazard. When he comes crashing down through the acoustic tiles, he will lose his footing on those slippery magazines, bang his head on the edge of the desk, and sprain his ankle. The screwdriver in his back pocket will stab the mailboy who's walking past, and...

Better to land on something soft and well-upholstered...like a secretary with huge...tracts o' land.

huge tracts o' land


Arthur P. Bloom
"30 years of faithful service...15 years on hold"