And if you wait long enough...as the Italians say..."What goes around, comes around." Now Mother Bell is an old lady with running sores, living on the streets in a cardboard box, as it were. And we all...every one of her children and the ones she refused to adopt (like Ed and S-Sam and Fishin'), are sitting at home getting our checks and laughing.

Time to get off the Negative Nelly soapbox, and get back to telling happy stories. Like the Hawaiian Music option. Or the beeping 2500 set. Or...


Arthur P. Bloom
"30 years of faithful service...15 years on hold"