So much of this is so serious and I am 61 going on 4 that I have to add some sort of humor once in a while or I would go nuts.

Two blonds are standing on opposite sides of a river. One of them calls out to the other: "How do I get to the other side."

The other blond looks at her, and scrunches up her face and stares at her. "Boy, what a dumb blond, you are on the other side."


THE Bracha, old blond specialist in Rube Goldberg solutions.