Try telling your boss something like:

"I only have two hands, a left & a right. I therefore cannot perform miracles. Either pay someone who knows what he's doing, or go without."

It's that simple. Today's economy is no excuse.

Scientists say that the universe is made up of Protons, Neutron & Electrons. They forgot "Morons".
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