I keep a policeman's whistle by the phone. Sometimes I feel a need to blow it into the handset. It can't be good when you're wearing a headset.

For those that are shocked by my behavior, let me just say this:

You've really got to piss me bad off to get the whistle.

There haven't been many who've gotten it, but there have been some.


Sam

"Where are we going and why are we in this hand basket?"