I'm just happy to have a blond on board. Today is my birthday and I'm going up to once more buy my transition from gray back to blond. I may have to buy my blond, but its still my blond.

Two blonds are standing on opposite sides of the river. One calls across to the other, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?"

The blond stares and stares at her in disbelief. "Are you crazy or something, you are on the other side."


THE Bracha, old blond specialist in Rube Goldberg solutions.